amenpenis:
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
2k13blogger:
why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
(Source: fleshscars)
bullied:
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
fuckyeahlaughters:
“MORE FOOD FOR ME!”
reallylameblog:
i literally can not remember the last time i went to bed when the clock actually said “pm” on it
what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
what i learned from school
(Source: apatheticghost)
